The Chain Gang
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In the 1990s, a group of impressionable young peeps watched way too much violence on television. Today they survived as defenders of their forgotten era. If something or someone is in jeopardy, and if you can find them, maybe u can hire the Chain Gang.
Yea, me. The Chain Gang.
We are a group of problem solvers. We solve problems. We are as powerful as superheroes, but we ain't exactly superheroes because we commit crimes as well. You can call us mercenaries. We serve for a price, a price too steep at times. But nevertheless, we solve your problem, as clean as possible.
The Ringleader.
My Mercenaries.
And of course, our Manservant.
Come June 20th, the group of villians that threaten to pin us down forever, will get the taste of the...
We are a group of problem solvers. We solve problems. We are as powerful as superheroes, but we ain't exactly superheroes because we commit crimes as well. You can call us mercenaries. We serve for a price, a price too steep at times. But nevertheless, we solve your problem, as clean as possible.
The Ringleader.
My Mercenaries.
And of course, our Manservant.
Come June 20th, the group of villians that threaten to pin us down forever, will get the taste of the... ~~CHAIN GANG~~
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Readers with sharp eyes would have noticed something, or rather someone is missing in the picture. Apparently, only the 7 dwarves were present for the photoshoot. They have hidden their secret weapon somewhere, according to them. But luckily, the Chain Gang has got him scanned.
Name: J (photo of J is unavailable at press time)*
Codename: Snow White
Assets: Fake boobs, high pitched voice
Verdict: Minimal danger. He can kiss my arse instead.
No prizes for guessing who is more xia-lan. Or kuai-lan. Or lao-lan. We win all totally, because we are great. Because we totally kick ass. Because we are descendents of the Yandao & Chiobu Clan.
Warning to the CGLs: If you want some, come and get some!!!
Damn, I love my imagination.
*sources has it that he was not in the photo because he tio condemned. And not that he was secret weapon. Neh neh ni boo boo.
