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NO SMOKING
"Hey big-guy, watch my freaking mouth move."
Big-guy looks at my mouth as they open and close to the words, "No smoking, fucker!"
The kaypoh crowd starts to gather.
For all the publicity that the new non-smoking campaign has tried to achieve, there are simply too many law-breakers and too little law enforcers. If the law enforcer happens to be not around when the law is broken, who do we turn to? Don't look at me.
"Don't kaypoh la, mind your own business!" Smoke gets into my eyes. I see that it comes from Big-guy.
However, "no smoking lae.." often turns to a deaf ear. But there's no mountain too high, no aeroplane that me can't fly. To make this island a smoke-free place, I shall leave no stones unturned, no bad leafs unchup.
Plucking out the half-stub from his mouth, I extinguish the burning butt against his flaming face and hold him by the toe. [awesome strength I have. they don't call me superdude for nth, y'noe]
Then I march off, left right left, giving his balls a good squeeze once in awhile. Oh yay!
