Yiqiang is one funny guy. He doesn't have the looks of one, but then..oooh, arhhh..there he goes again. Funny shit. Today JL was very late, but when he came, he made his presence felt, bombarding us with questions when we had just activated our panic buttons (tomorrow's the paper). The unwritten rule is that the nearest guy answers while the rest continue to be absorbed into our own readings. So, Yiqiang, handle him! JL - How to [irrelevant question]? YQ - Won't ask so chim one lar. JL - What about [hopeless question]? YQ - Won't come out one lar. JL - ... YQ - I really mean it. If today is not the eve of the paper, I will answer all your questions. Now's not the time. Me - Ha. You strange lae. People ask you how to do this question, instead of thinking about how to answer him, you go and think whether it will come out anot? JL went on to take out his Tiger Balm and insect repellent. And started spraying them. "Mosquitoes lar," he explained. Minutes later, YQ started packing. "Very tired ar, can't carry on." "You all going back ar? I just came lae", exclaimed JL. "Ya, I same hall as him lae", I added more shock to his already-stunned face. "Wa lao, I also go back liao lar. You all cause me to spray the repellent for nothing." "No lar, ensure you won't get bitten while walking back", consoled YQ. And so we came back. When JL disappeared from our sights, YQ blurted out the truth. "Actually it's the insect repellent lar. Can't tahan the smell."