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Tuesday, December 27, 2005 

Things I Would Do For My Kids.

  1. Piggyback-ing from Bishan Park to AMK Sec.
  2. Carrying dirty, wet socks in my pockets.
  3. Allowing the use of MY hp to call mummies.
  4. Asking really lame 'IQ' questions, hoping they will enjoy laughing at ya.
  5. Playacting with them.
  6. Catching them.
  7. ...

I wish I had did this earlier. The camp is but a distant memory now.

Anyway, had been wanting to post these cute kids dialogues.

[At Sentosa, after swimming]* LX - 我的鞋有沙! Me - 你去 toilet 洗出来又肮脏的啦. LX - 很痒, 我要洗! T - 你洗了又肮脏, 要洗几次? LX [scratch head] - 我要回家洗啦! T - 你要回 Malaysia 啊? 回 lor..haha LX [angry tone] - 回学校洗啦!

*LX is my fav kid. She's Malaysian. Doesn't understand English. Always kaykay understand you. Always trying to pull my pants down. T is her elder cousin, who always look after her, always squabbling with her, yet always ganging up with her.

[At Sentosa, on the bus] Kids squeezing themselves to make space for half a seat. Kid - Korkor 来, 一起坐. Me - Huh? Kid - 不是你这个 korkor, 是 Tianjun korkor. TJ [behind me] - 喔, 不用. Me - -_-''' Absolutely 烂掉!!!

[At Sentosa, having lunch] Kid 1 - Korkor, 你猜什么东西年青是白头发, 老了是黑头发? Me - 不懂. Kid 1 - 毛笔啦! Kid 2 - Korkor, 你猜什么龟没有shell? Me - 什么? Kid 2 - 當歸 [some herb] la. Me - 什么刀不可以杀人? Kids [after long guesses] - Give up. Me [sniggling] - Yandao la!

Xmas Party - One bo sim fellow complaining on another. Haha. After coming in empty-handed for his first Mumbo Xmas, Ricky got what he probably deserved by random picking MY gift. How suay. Had been telling SK how unlucky she will be if she ever gets my gift. Ha ha ha. Okay, I probably deserved something for packaging a yellowish, though unused gift for Xmas. Heh.

New Year Party - Those crazy fellows are contemplating an underwear party, after a successful pyjamas party last year. Just when you thought they couldn't be any more insane, they come up with such ideas. Oh man. Walking around in Pasir Ris Park with lacy underwears worn on the outside. *shiver with fear*

Jx's Chalet - I would probably spend more time here. Afterall, this is a one year once gathering and seeing that I'm leaving on the 10th Jan, it's probably wiser to stay with the Wise Utd gang. Steamboat, BBQ, KTV, gambling, liquor, Winning 11, midnight soccer. Everything is but for gals. No wonder gals shun our gatherings. Poor bachelors we are.

Long post this is, because WoW server is down ATM. WTS. WTB. LFG. LFM. AOE. DPS. DOT. OMG. WoW language.

eh bro....hope u can win her heart ah....jia you!!!

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  • dPx. 22. asian. single.

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