Nao's note Originally uploaded by dPx..

Nao-san is my housemate. He is your shy Japanese anime geek, who stays indoor all the time. Busy with sushi or masturbating, we don't know for sure. On Saturday, YL clogged the toilet bowl with his shit. He wrote a note to warn the rest before we left for La Jolla. When we came back, the toilet was cleaned. Nao left us a note to say he has cleaned up the shit for us. We knocked on his door to thank him. He showed us the unclog thingy he used for the toilet bowl. And then I asked him where he throws the toilet paper after he wipes. There is a reason behind this. My first time using the toilet bowl in the house, the bowl got stuck as well. I flushed repeatedly but the wiped toilet papers just won't go down. Now, there is this waste paper basket that was full of toilet paper at that time. It got me wondering if people here throw their wipes into the basket instead of the bowl, just like gals throw their pads into these. So I digged out the papers and dumped them in. Damn gross I know, but who knows how the rest of the world works their shit paper around? To Nao's astonishment, he laughed at my idea of the basket thingy. To his credit, he managed to tell us where he threw the wiped toilet papers after like 5 minutes. We were there, playacting, playing 'Guess the Word'. It was like chicken talking to the duck. I took a hell of a time explaining to him why I thought someone would throw wiped toilet papers into the basket. The next day, Nao posted this note in the bathroom. I find it kinda funny because he seldom talks. Oh damn, he doesn't even come out of his room. If you can't read, I'll type it out in any case.

"Is anyone putting down wiped shit paper in the dust bin by any chance? I can't believe it. Just flow off them to toilet. But don't flow off tissue paper, only toilet paper okay? Tissue paper cannot be melted by water. - Nao"

Goodness me, Nao-san. Melted!? You got me laughing the whole night. It was hilarious reading it. He probably misunderstood what I was trying to ask/say the other day. Okay, I'm evil. I would probably be laughed at by the ang-mohs for my ang moh the whole sem.