I would update this post as I slowly recall the jokes from the chalet. They are quite personal, so you would probably find it unfunny, unless you are from Wise Utd. But it cracks us up, COMPLETELY. Now before I forget them... [Junhui in drunk state] JH - 我没有醉, 我只是看不清楚你们是谁而已. JH - 我听不到 radio, 你们去开大声. 我要听 933. AP - 933 瞒成功的 leh. JH 醉到连我们都看不见了, 还会想到 933. [Junhui in drunk state] JH - 我没有醉. 我要证明醉是可以control的. Me - 你醉你还懂你在做什么, just that 你don't give a fuck liao. JH - I give a fuck. Me - 你看, 你没有醉你哪里会讲fuck? JH - 我没有醉, 我在control. AP - 你还想骗. 你不醉哪里会吃西瓜了把手抹在裤子上? [Junhui in drunk state] JH [me cutting 西瓜] - Kevin, 你fuck up lor. 切到这样. Me - Sorry, 我不是 Kevin. JH - 你还想骗, 你明明就是Kevin! Me - ... [Junhui in drunk state] JH - 对不起各位, 我醉了. [insert insane bowing move* here] All - Ha ha ha. *PS - This has now been referred to as '招牌动作'. Jolin's song, 'ah ah 抬起头, ah ah 挥挥手!' [Guoyong in the midst of Winning 11 action] AP - 你们看, GY 跟他的 gf 虽然是在看同样的东西, 但是表情完全不同! [GF immediately lets out a long 3 sec yawn] All - Ha HA HAA!!! To his credit, Ah-pek prepared loads of games for us to play. Forfeits include wasabi-filled sushi. But due to crowd demand, he has to join in the games. Ah-bao's gf replaces him as gamemaster. [After AP kana the forfeit 2nd time] ABGF - 来来, 我帮你选. AP - 我以为我没有玩, 所以 wasabi 拼命放! ABGF - Ha ha. AP - Ehh, 我请你来做gamemaster, 不是要你跟我唱反调leh. ABGF - Ha ha. Most fun-filled game - 害你在心口难开. Every one of us paste a stick-on paper on our foreheads, with some taboo words or actions which will eliminate us if we are prompted to say/do it. So, everyone is out to sabo the others by tricking him/her into doing their taboo stuffs. Some kumlan chain-effects were clearly very funny. Kum-sum-bala-music~! Me [trying to fake SY into saying 不要骗] - Ehh, 你输了. SY - 是 meh? [Kumlan-ly take out sticker and see] All - Wa lau eh.. JM - 为什么骗他? All - Ooohhhh... AP - 等一下, 谁out了? NM [pointing to JM] - 他 lor. All - Ooohhhh... Me [after giving a new one to SY] - SY, 没有讲你输了你不要拿下来. SY - Okay lor. All - Ooohhhh... And perhaps the most ultimate self-eliminating kumlan kias! #1 Ronald - 等一下, 还没有out可以去toilet吗? Kevin - 随便lor.. Ronald - 随便 ar? All - Ooohhh... #2 AP - WL, 我们合作对JX leh.. Me - 你不要laokan想骗我lor.. AP - 我laokan??!! All - Ooohhh... #3 Me - 有没有猪比你更笨? ABGF - 什么? All - Ooohhh... #4 AP [trying to force JM into saying 不要笨] - 你有没有喜欢过非成年少女? JM - 有. AP - Kaoz! 你去死啦! All - Ooohhh... Post-chalet: [In MRT] AP - Xian, 有人想要问你几点了? JX - HUH? Me - 你旁边那个人看你的手表看很久了. AP - 你应该跟他说, "You only have to ask". Me - 没有, 你应该说, "没有更明显的了". AP - Skully 他讲回, "你厉害你来* lo". *PS - '你厉害你来 lo' has become our 口头禅 during the chalet. Whenever someone complains about anything, this phrase would be the first to come out. [Along the streets] AP [mimicking a drunk JH] - 你们说如果我走到一半突然来一个招牌动作, 会好笑吗? All - HA HA HA.