Questions have been asked regarding what the hell dPx stands for and how dPx got stuck in with crimefighting and snails. dPx smells of secrecy but yet he's the next-favourite topic people talk about after the usual "Had your dinner?" But dPx ain't ready to post a FAQ just yet. On the contrary, dPx wants YOU to know what you wished you didn't hear. Here goes: #1. dPx is smart. That's an understatement. dPx is ingenious. dPx is worth more than a President Scholarship. dPx is simply out of this world. dPx is... Oh well, everyone knows it. #2. dPx is an aunty killer. dPx knows 20 dialects and can handle all sorts of aunty problems. No wonder the aunties love him. "Ah-di, come leh, help me massage my toe." #3. dPx reads in the toilet. But who don't? Hey stop that innocent look on your face. I'll slap you. You are either reading (with me) or doing something else illegal or immoral (against me) in there. #4. dPx is capable of reproduction. ..... #5. dPx is still single. "Bwahahaa. That is funny. Nice one, dPx!!" #6. dPx kills for a living. To be more precise, dPx kills boredom. dPx cures and kicks boredom out of the boring you. "Cheerios!!" #7. dPx practises the water cycle. dPx looks boiled when pissed off but evaporates when trouble looms. dPx freezes at class presentations and melts at the legs of sweet girls. "Loser!!" #8. dPx liken himself to Tony Leong. Both are actors. Both acts well. Both are quiet and shy. Both kick-arse. Both have fanatics around them, as well as lunatics. Both have too-many-that-I-cant-name-them-all similarities. #9. dPx did not steal your underwear. Though your little cutie-hello-kitty-soaked-in-colourful-pokky-dots underwear has been missing for several weeks now, dPx did not steal it. Honestly, whoever stole is doing you a favour. "Stop looking like me suspiciously. Hey, don't go looking into my drawers. Okie, I own up." #10. dPx totally kick-ass. Com'on peeps. Don't be a liar to yourself. dPx sounds real cool. Chant with me. "D....P....X, D....P....X, D....P....X!!!" Last words: "D....P....X, D....P....X, D....P....X!!" ; "You guys meant for an encore? I don't hear you?"