dPx: The Showdown
Emcee 1
Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Monday Night Brawl.
We have here a sellout crowd tonight.
Emcee 2
Hell yeah. Tonight the defending champion will have
to defend his title against the up and coming
sensation. It's going down to the wire, dude.
Emcee 1
Yeah, its true. Its damn true. And here they come...
Emcee 3
Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is a
non-disqualification Hell-In-A-Cell Street Fight, scheduled for a one-fall.
Introducing the challenger, weighing 199kg and measuring 145cm,
from Geylang Lorong 5, BIN BIN!!
(Bin's music playing)
(Fans jeering)
Emcee 3
And his opponent, weighing 199.5kg and measuring 200cm,
from Nanyang Hall 9, the World Heavyweight Crapping Champion,
D...P...X!!!
(dPx's music playing)
(Fans screaming their heads off)
Emcee 1
The sellout crowd burst on the appearance of dPx.
Emcee 2, what do you think of the chances of an upset?
Emcee 2
Well, dPx in my opinion has passed his sell by date.
Bin Bin is the star of 3rd Generation Crapping.
An upset is certainly on the cards, Emcee 1.
Emcee 1
And there they go, exchanging punches.
Bin Bin could have avoided this confrontation.
dPx has raised and nurtured him and now
he has bite back at the hand that feeds him.
Emcee 2
I disagree with you. Bin Bin has...
Oh my god, dPx has smashed Bin Bin
through our announce table.
Emcee 1
Well, I can see that the announce table's been smashed.
dPx with the steel chair now.
Remember it's a no-holds-bar match.
Anything goes, everything goes. And, oh, Bin Bin counters
and smashes the steel chair straight into the head of dPx.
Emcee 2
Bin Bin's going for the cover. This must be over. 1...2...
Oh, dPx raised his right shoulder just in time.
Holy shit, I thought Bin Bin got dPx for a moment.
Emcee 1
As the saying goes, it's ain't over till dPx said its over.
Oh my goodness, dPx strike Bin Bin with a cheap low shot.
The inexperience Bin Bin has seen yet another side of dPx.
The cheap side.
Emcee 2
This is unfair. dPx going for the top rope.
He is going for the finish. He waves to his fans and dives down,
elbow first right into the ribs of Bin Bin. 1...2...3!!!
(dPx music playing)
Emcee 3
The winner of the contest, and still the
World Heavyweight Crapping Champion, D...P...X!!!
(fans cheering)
(dPx climb up the top rope and signal his middle fingers to his fans)
(fans cheer louder than ever, apparently enjoying the abuse)
Where i can buy DPX Cuts
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8/07/2009 02:10:00 PM