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Friday, April 29, 2005 

The Face Lift

Yesterday night was spent largely on the blog. dPx reckons that since the exams are over, he could spend all he wants to get the blog a makeover. Very much the same like women going under the knife for the desired double eyelids, or when the same women go for bust enhancement whenever theirs got boob-ed out by others. You see, dPx read alot of blogs lately and clearly felt that his blog's boobs aren't that marvelous. dPx's been boob-ed out! After going through the "Comestic Makeover For Your Blog" helpbook, dPx flung himself through the all-unfamilar world of HTML. "Or is it called blogger tags? What the hell, dPx don't even know what it is called." But that's beside the point. The point is, dPx got through hell. And I must admit he did quite a good job along the way. Well, he created a link list, changed the layout, and even got himself a new blog title! "Erm, something's missing. Applause please?" dPx got the most problem with the layout. Since changing one would means rewriting the tags which dPx knew nuts about, dPx had to settle for the default ones that Blogger offers. This one caught my eye especially. "Okie, I lied. I wanted to copy you, Jason. I am shameless. But I've got a different colour, so rest easy man." The title was gotten from some random name generator, which totally didn't help me much but for the word sheriff. This word sounds cool. I shall be my own Gov'nor in my little shire. Reminder: The sheriff wants to remind all that bullshit certainly doesn't pay because it's a patented right of dPx. The sheriff is strict on bullshitter, the same way he is on pornographers. But fear none, 'cos the sheriff endorses dope. This blog is the best dope, mind you. Read and get doped and forget that you flunked or buang-ed (whatever you say it, you know what I meant it) the papers. And for the record, the sheriff had enough of "Last words".

Rated PG

  • dPx. 22. asian. single.

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