I had to do this. You could say it is a tribute (hardly so), a memento (hmn..) or a snigger (most rightly). Watching An Eye For A Guy on Chan5 certainly doesn't help their cause. It merely makes me more eager to come up with my own version. Haha. What am I talking about? You are about to find out. Yes you. You are reading it! Don't get shock if you see your face up there. Haha. Without delay, ladies and gentlemen, Eye for THE Guy, version 2.5.

Scenerio: You are the divine one. You are the equivalent of VJ Denise Keller. As elegant and gorgeous as she might be, you suspect the underlying motives of her pursuers. But here, you are the divine one, much sought-after by the contesting 4 masculinos. They are single, they are desperate (???), they are over-qualified, they are for REAL! You choose one of them. And elope. To a place where there is only romance. And never break up. And never grow weary. And never again would you want to watch Eye for A Guy 3. What are you looking for in your future? Your Prince Charming. Your PRECIOUS!! Pray and breathe hard, girls. 'Cos these masculinos gonna take your remaining breath away.

#M1 Jason 'Rich Kid Poor Dad' Ng Description: He is one rich boy. He is the one who bought both the Zen Micro and the Ipod when he was undecided about which to buy for his mp3 player. He would also buy the Xbox and PS2 when he only needs a few days of entertainment. There's a rumor that goes round saying that he had once given a pair of priceless Guang Liang concert tickets to dPx. Stock market is one of Jason's playground. It's only a matter of time before he starts to use his money as toilet paper. The EEE student looks like a dream lover though. Embrace him, girls. Analysis: If you choose him, you either assume that he would also exercise his extravagent spending on you or that he would remain the richest among the 4. Nevertheless, you thought you've got yourself the best catch. My advice: Look further. Read on and find out. And regret. And lament. And get pissed with yourself. You deserve it. :~( #M2: Victor "Feng You" Wong Description: He looks average, he talks average. He is the average guy. One hell of a serious guy, he studies non-stop so that he can feel less guilty, if he da-bao. He is a man of few words, but his occasionally jokes get so corny you feel like slapping him. Wong has no need for the towel, for he has extraordinary self-drying abilities that can evaporate the water on him after his bath. He loves the Feng You. A fanatic fan of the Feng You since the age of 5, he uses an average of 5 bottles of Feng You per week, which makes it one bottle per study day. Unfortunately, he is the guy most girls like. With his "oh, so-average" looks and jokes, you have to give this man credit. How he did it is totally beyond us. He is most probably the reason why this world is so fucking unfair. "I ZAI leh. Don't need looks to attract girls" is his fame line. Slap him peeps!! =p Analysis: If you choose him, you are either f**king blind or you think he is f**king rich. In both case, you are f**king wrong. You most probably have a keen eye for potential millionaires as Wong is the most likely of the 4 to be rich. You will become a Feng You King's wife. -_- ''' M3: David 'Kopi-Chino' Ong Description: He is the typical computer engineer. Pop him an IT question and you would most probably be treated like an idiot. You would certainly wish you didn't ask. Dave speaks tech and geek language that is hard to comprehend unless you are born a geek. A decent and stingy-on-himself young man who craves for the $8 haircut at Hall2 (the reason for such a craving is beyond any human being's guess), Dave also listens to music that nobody has heard of. A self-proclaimed caffeine addict, Dave could pour down 10 cups of coffee in a single day, while people like me struggles to drink 8 glasses of water. All in all, Dave is your average geek. =0 Analysis: If you choose him, you are most probably proficient in geek language. Either that or you thought that he could produce a Google-like work, that will reap millions, with you ending up shockingly as a tai-tai by the age of 20. Your most likely ending would be the landlady of Sim Lim Square. Unfortunately, Dave is your average geek. Banish that thought, would you? And look closely at M4. =( #M4: dPx 'Classy' Tan Description: dPx oozes class. He skips lectures and tutorials and makes you wonder how he come up with the results. He is such a good joker that you wonder how Mark Lee could still survive in Singapore. He plays such great football that you wonder why Man Utd haven't spot him. He is so kind hearted that God wishes there are a million more dPx on earth. He is most probably worth a good blog, making you wonder again where his interesting and funny blog is. dPx is a threat to the existance of males. Males counterparts want him to be attached and stop competing with them (you wish!). Males counterparts wish he was gay (highly unlikely). Gays wish he was gay (big compliment!!). The world is so unfair. You wish you were dead. =x Analysis: If you choose him, you are definitely in the right mind. If you are undecided, look no further. If you did not choose him, you are insane. You wonder why the other 3 exist in the first place (for peeps who choose M4 immediately). Or you most probably convince yourself that you read wrongly somewhere and make a fluke decision (for peeps who regretted not choosing M4 immediately). Your likely ending would be that of a happy spouse who finally understood the meaning of Prince Charming. You will face stiff competition from the rest of the world to keep your prized possession. Should you be successful though, you would be the most talked about woman in blog-town. =) Conclusion: Whatever your choice, you have every reason to celebrate. These 4 guys living along the stretch of 45-5-862 to 864 has everything. Looks that kill and wealth that...err...kills. So, be wise and dump the one beside you now. Smile because you've got yourself a brighter future!! Swear: I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again. I swear not to make fun of you guys again.