Sunday, January 29, 2006 

To Everyone Reading This.

Happy Fucking CNY~!! :) As you go around collecting your ang baos, be careful not to choke on any ba-guas and pineapple tarts. And yar, spare a thought for the 2 lonely guys in USA with nothin but hamburgers to eat. Plus an increasingly difficult gal to deal with everyday.

Yesh. She. Squeezes. Our. Balls. Off. Everyday. - metaphor

YL - Argh!! Me - Why? She made you pek chek again ar? Ask stupid question again ar? YL - If so still aright leh, she is those squeeze-my-balls kinda irritating liao leh. Me - Hahah, nice analogy.

Gong xi gong xi gong xi ni ya, gong xi gong xi gong xi ni~!!

Saturday, January 28, 2006 

Gamers Have Pathetic History.

We have no life, don't we? Nevertheless, I shall race my mage to lvl 60 once I get back to Singapore. Promise.

 

Marketing Lao

Marketing Lao is the States' equivalent of wu zhong xian. He cracks us up during every marketing lesson with super quick reflexes in answering any questions in whatever funny ways he can think of. The above sentence has tons of grammar errors - I'm tired lar. Lao - In marketing, we have to choose our target customers. There are the youngs, middleage and the seniors. Not forgetting the seniles. Seniles have their own needs and wants. They need powerful pills, but somehow when they want to have sex, after taking off their clothes, they forgot what to do next. HAHAH! Lao - What 'needs' do you associate with women going for comestics? Us - A need to look better. More beautiful perhaps? Lao - Yes, but not quite there yet. Women go to beauty parlours and comestic surgery because they need a miracle. They are buying a hope. Bravo! Bravo! Us - How long do you want our biography to be? Lao - As long as a lady's skirt should be. Long enough to cover the essential parts; short and concise enough to make me excited about it. OMG, he's good!! The tutors here are mostly fun. There is no dress code for them, nor do they assume us to call them Prof sthsthsth. Call me by my 1st name. NTU professors should take a leaf from them. It would make learning so much more interesting.

Friday, January 27, 2006 

Sit Tight.

Bear a second. I'm toying with the template a little but it's getting late and the html is way beyond me. I need to push the sidebar to the far right so that I don't have to cut my pictures whenever I try to post one. The present layout looks quite clean though. Maybe I will persuade myself that this is alright.

Thursday, January 26, 2006 

High Spirits.

It's very morale boosting to see her popping me a message "Weiliang!!!!!!" the first thing I stirred up from my sleep this morning, gearing up for a super long day at school. Even more so, since she has totally disappeared for like 2 weeks, with no sms-es or emails replied, and such. So kua-zhang that you can't help but wonder what's happening to her. Yar.. Such is life, they appear when you least expect it. And to David, who said, "Go thrash the Americans!!" - I hope they don't thrash me instead. I feel so out of place in classes. And if you are ever the same class as me, you know I'm not that kinda person. I mean if I don't participate in class discussions, I'm probably exchanging something lame with disillusioned friends. Seldom would I stone like what I'm doing now. So..

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 

Whoa Discovery #2

When you introduce yourself as an international student from Singapore, the first response you are going to get is, "You're from Nanyang?" Sounds cool hur? Probing further, you realise NTU is such a freaking famous school around Asia that I myself don't realise the huge impact, even though I had read that yar, NTU is in Asia's [or World, yar most probably World] top 50 for universities. But so what? You know, NUS and SMU are so popular in local minds. But guess what, you tell the other students about these 2 other schools, they most probably hear it for the very first time, and from their expression, they really couldn't be bothered with the other 2. Pretty cool, yar? But what does this mean? It means that Singapore is really sooo into the foreign talent thingy. It works hard to have a world famous school so that foreign students queue to come here and study. While poor students like us graduate from NTU and the local employers probably won't give a damn you are from the top 50 universities. To heck with that, they will think, and they might rather take a more open-minded study-abroad graduate from a wulu university! Knnbccb. How come our country so screwed. I'm from the top 50 unis in the world leh. Give a chance leh. Quoting my helpful coordinator who tried to explain to my professor about my prerequisites:

Don't worry a thing. These guys are from the very best in Asia. They study business major classes ever since year 1, which are equivalent to our year 3s. These guys are smart. They are good enough for your class.
Very best hur? Smart hur? Explain to our local employers lor. They think we are 'just average'. Sigh.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 

Nao's Note To Me.

Nao's note Originally uploaded by dPx..

Nao-san is my housemate. He is your shy Japanese anime geek, who stays indoor all the time. Busy with sushi or masturbating, we don't know for sure. On Saturday, YL clogged the toilet bowl with his shit. He wrote a note to warn the rest before we left for La Jolla. When we came back, the toilet was cleaned. Nao left us a note to say he has cleaned up the shit for us. We knocked on his door to thank him. He showed us the unclog thingy he used for the toilet bowl. And then I asked him where he throws the toilet paper after he wipes. There is a reason behind this. My first time using the toilet bowl in the house, the bowl got stuck as well. I flushed repeatedly but the wiped toilet papers just won't go down. Now, there is this waste paper basket that was full of toilet paper at that time. It got me wondering if people here throw their wipes into the basket instead of the bowl, just like gals throw their pads into these. So I digged out the papers and dumped them in. Damn gross I know, but who knows how the rest of the world works their shit paper around? To Nao's astonishment, he laughed at my idea of the basket thingy. To his credit, he managed to tell us where he threw the wiped toilet papers after like 5 minutes. We were there, playacting, playing 'Guess the Word'. It was like chicken talking to the duck. I took a hell of a time explaining to him why I thought someone would throw wiped toilet papers into the basket. The next day, Nao posted this note in the bathroom. I find it kinda funny because he seldom talks. Oh damn, he doesn't even come out of his room. If you can't read, I'll type it out in any case.

"Is anyone putting down wiped shit paper in the dust bin by any chance? I can't believe it. Just flow off them to toilet. But don't flow off tissue paper, only toilet paper okay? Tissue paper cannot be melted by water. - Nao"

Goodness me, Nao-san. Melted!? You got me laughing the whole night. It was hilarious reading it. He probably misunderstood what I was trying to ask/say the other day. Okay, I'm evil. I would probably be laughed at by the ang-mohs for my ang moh the whole sem.

 

Hola, Viva Amigos!

Click here for the post. Excerpt: "Explanation - Hello, happy friends!" The shop runner took me for a fool. He told me viva stands for happy. Well, feliz should be the word, after running through the Spanish to English dictionary. Now, the title in Roy's blog doesn't make sense liao. Remembering Eddie Guerrero's fav line - Viva la raza [i live the race]. So now I know.

Sunday, January 22, 2006 

La Jolla. And Then Tijuana!

The 3 muskateers set off again, this time to some real-time attraction that is worthy of us making the long trip. It is weekend, so public transport are having sort of a rest day. The waiting time between each bus can be as long as an hour. SDSU -> Green line trolley -> Fashion Valley -> Bus 41 -> UCSD -> Bus 34 -> La Jolla La Jolla [pronounced as la ho-ya] has got the most beautiful beach in San Diego, most say. Although I haven't visit enough beaches yet, I can safely conclude that, "La Jolla is truely chio!" The beach is so grand and extensive. The sands are sparkling. The pacific waves rattling against your feet, freezing cold at the touch of your fingers. Seagulls, seals and children parade the long beach; surfers and kayak-ers in the ocean. It's not sea here, not your Sunset Bay. Here is Baywatch and Pacific Ocean! Okay?! We waited till sunset to capture some historic moments in my life. Travelling has such an important emphasis on me now. It has been so since I visited S.Korea 2 years ago. The golden sunset only strengthens my desire to visit places. There is only one life to explore this world. It's never too poor to travel; you just have to re-emphasize your priorities, I believe. No time to waste. Rest now, and it will be Tijuana [pronounced as ti-hua-na], Mexico tomorrow. PS: Will be guestblogging at Soy Sloppers' blog from tomorrow onwards, along with Mr. Not Alone from Illinois, Chicago. No idea what shit I will crap about. I feel like writing stuff that I would write a year ago, but it's so crappy that I can't do it anymore. Alright, I shall try.

Friday, January 20, 2006 

Whoa Discovery #1

Not sure about USA, but here in San Diego, cars owners park their wheels head in, ALL the time. The multi-storey carpark that I walked through everyday, the cars are parked so neatly and you won't see a car head facing out. Not ever. EVER. Yes, you have to kill them before they park their behinds first. There are of course reasons behind such disciplined behaviors. Create polls and vote for free. dPolls.com Cool right? Hahah.

Thursday, January 19, 2006 

Alright, A Post.

Yah, a post. Life's been good, 'cept that the weather is freaking cold at night you wonder if it has dipped beyond 0 degrees, and that I get hungry real quick here. My analogy is that I'm so easily cold that the eaten food gets burnt so quick in the stomach. For the record, I get hungry every 3 hours. It's almost impossible to stay awake till 4am and sleep till 12pm the next day here. Even with WoW. I haven't tried, but I am certain it's impossible. It's so cold by 9 or 10 that you can't do anything but blanket yourself to sleep and you can't sleep further than 8am because the cold wakes you up by then anyway. My landlord kinda sucks. To be fair, he drove us around for groceries, mattress shopping, and gave us a good price at a time when both of us were desperate for a roof over our heads. At the same time, he is so regimental that we got to do everything he say - wash the dishes immediately or else bring it to our room, don't let the door go bang, don't watch tv unless we are eating. At the 99cents groceries store, he forced us to take the same shopping route as his, throw stuff he likes into our cart. At home, he forced me to download quicktime so that I can enjoy the movie trailers he so enjoyed. Nuts. There are so many things I can write about him. Hell, I can even start a new blog and name it, 'The Desperate Landlord' or wad. It's just a waste of time though. I've got so many things to do. Like, subject registration. Okay, I've did everything the coordinator told me. Yet my add code doesn't work and it's driving me crazy because when you click my timetable online, it's empty! I have no classes, that's it. Am I here to let them heap misery on myself or what?? Damn sian. The only things I'm looking forward to is weekend. The plan is to tour most of San Diego using weekends, a 2-week hike around Califonia after the exams and possibly a week trip to around New York. It's expensive here, but there are ways to save. The 99cents groceries mall is the best place to dine cheap. High speed internet means downloading of movies only take an hour or so, thus reducing the need to rent dvds or watch tv. Having a budget means the room would go unfurnished as well. Only 2 coffee tables and a sofa bed makes up the room. Luggage makes up for the lack of drawers, while the waterproof bags for the backpacks become our laundry bag. Oh, did I mention we have to climb 2 hills to get our laundry washed? 'Cos there's no laundry here in my house. That was by right. By the desperate landlord. By left, there is a washing machine sitting in the deep lockroom of the house, we discovered. O who cares about why? This landlord has a loose screw somewhere. I have made some friends here. I'm not sure about the social life of Eric and Louis. But the people here are so into parties, and parties are just not for me. In school, the students live mostly a solo life. You see alot of lone souls walking around to class, sit alone in class. It's not like in NTU where you walked everywhere in cliques. It's only one day in school, so most probably I would find a way to know American friends. Most of the friends now are from China. As in the really good ones. The first strangers I talked to when I reach USA now live a couple of houses away from me. They are not your Singapore ah-tiongs. They are so high class they pull you apart with their superb ang moh. They bathe, they interact with non-ah-tiongs. Maybe Singapore itself cultivate our kind of ah-tiong bah. The Finnish, French, German, Mexican are met at the soccer court in the recreation centre. They are clumsy, they pass the ball anyhow. They can't get past me, but when they lose the ball, they bodypush me so hard that I couldn't gain any advantage. The basketballers are only tall and strong. They like to dunk alot, but my tiny roommate could get past them easily with speed. Just a sporting comparision between they and us bah. The sofa bed assembler is a Mexican. He brought me around town when I needed to make some small change in order to pay him. He is a nice guy. 30 year old chap. We exchanged numbers and he said he will pick me up for a drink should he drive past someday. Ha, we shall see. It's night now and I'm dreading the cold later and tomorrow morning. Will be confronting the damn coordinator tomorrow. She's nice but she's making me frustrated by not listening to me at all and assuming otherwise. Sigh. Alright. Batman Begins now. And then sleep. Goodnight.

Monday, January 16, 2006 

Photo Blog

Posting pictures of this quantity is going to be tedious, so the trick is I'm going to choose a few pictures and post it to Blogger via Flickr and skip the whole html shit. Hee. But the payoff is I have to start blogging from bottom down, if you get what I mean. If not, it doesn't matter at all. Enjoy the pictures meanwhile. It could take awhile before I post entries again. It's so cold to think about anything here. Hahah. Oh ya. Email me leh. Although I'm enjoying this no-study-travel-only lifestyle, I get bored at night. 来leh..hahah.

 

Los Angeles


Los Angeles (2)
Originally uploaded by dPx..

If you say WHOA, you probably was experiencing what I saw on the plane. It was a buttock-aching 11 hours from Narita to LA. Seeing ease the pain a little though. FANTASTIC view hor?

 

Wanderer's Hotel


Wanderer's Hotel
Originally uploaded by dPx..

Wu lu. Lok kok. This place is as run down you can imagine. A Jap lost his wallet, hp, camera and passport here. Not a great thing to know when we just arrived. Ha.

 

Triple Beds


Triple Beds
Originally uploaded by dPx..

This was the bed the 3 of us shared when we first arrived. This place's cool because it's near the airport and it meets a lot of travellers' needs. We meet backpackers, tourists and fellow SDSU exchange students here. Cool place.

 

Room 3


Room 3
Originally uploaded by dPx..

This was our last room before we got a permanent house. Before that, we have been checking in and out day after day, hoping the day's efforts in searching for a house will be fruitful. This was our third room. We truely lead a wanderer's life. But it's fresh and nice experiences and I'm enjoying it over the bed-of-roses lifestyle the other NTU exchange students are having since arriving.

 

MIB


MIB
Originally uploaded by dPx..

We simply have to get sunglasses. The sun here is so freaking bright that my eyes will tear if I don't get one soon enough. Good deal. 3 for 24 bucks. YT was taking the pic for us.

 

Victoria's Secret


Victoria's Secret
Originally uploaded by dPx..

heh heh heh. I didn't go in though. Perhaps I should.

 

Walmart


Walmart
Originally uploaded by dPx..

WALMART! Okay, I see it all the time in my textbooks. Now finally got the chance to visit this super low price mart. It's like Carrefour, except the prices here are real cheap, compared to the rest of the marts in USA. Hmn, perhaps the 99cents Only Mart can rival it.

 

SD Trolley


SD Trolley
Originally uploaded by dPx..

So this is how we get around in San Diego. They call it a trolley. It's a tram that runs on tracks. It shares the road with other cars so it's pretty convenient. The tics are expensive but the conductors hardly check if you have paid or not. Which is what we are going to try next time? 搭霸王车!

 

Spreckels


Spreckels
Originally uploaded by dPx..

The theatres here are the antique and Moulin Rouge kind you will imagine from the 80's. No electronics board. Only slid-in tiles. Cool ya?

 

Broadway


Cinema
Originally uploaded by dPx..

We went to watch Geisha at night. It was quite a dry show. If it wasn't for Zhang Ziyi, I would have dozed off. This walkway houses 15 theatres. It's free seatings, that's the thing about USA. Very free and not ordered.

 

Cox Arena


Crowd
Originally uploaded by dPx..

Home stadium for the SDSU Basketball team. It's so big and the attendance for every game is so good that it puts S-League to shame. This is college stuff, btw, and it just puts so much sense into how campus life shud be like. Playing ball games, people paying to watch, cheerleaders, live bands, mascots, etc. NTU is boring!

 

San Diego Aztecs


Basketball
Originally uploaded by dPx..

The Aztecs were the hometeam for San Diego. It's not even NBA, but the crowd was awesome. The cheering gals were very happening. There were people of all ages coming and paying to watch. SDSU students got their tickets for free though. S..D..S..U..SDSU win win win!

 

End.

That's all. I've been enjoying myself so far. I'm not sure what I'm here for though. Am I here to make loads of international friends or American friends or simply come tour the whole damn States. I'd like to imagine I'm here for the third. I'm doing fairly well at the moment, saving as much as possible for possibly 2 huge runs along the West Coast as well as visiting the expensive NY region. As for making friends, it's easy with fellow Asians because afterall, we're on the same ship. For the ang mohs, it all depends, really. I'm not a party person and maybe it takes an even longer time to blend in. Not that I'm anti-social, but any social life with them is simply so superficial. There is this cultural gap that makes their jokes seem unfunny to us, for example. Anyway, let's be serious, this kinda friendship won't even last a mile once I'm back to Singapore. But it has definitely opened up my definition of culture. Looking forward to further exploring this word. Any plans? Nah, just enjoy myself first.

Thursday, January 12, 2006 

A Brief San Diego Experience.

While sleeping from 4am to 1pm is the norm back in S'pore, habits have somewhat shifted itself to 9pm to 4am every nights in San Diego now. The day here is rather short (it starts to dark as early as 5) and the weather at night is damn cold. While I can still possibly survive in tee and jeans during the day, doing the same at night couldn't be more foolish. Slangs - It's so easy to slang here, but when you hear it, it gets irritating. SO, I'm cutting down on that. I'm trying hard. Food - When Xinyi told me that they didn't cook but takeaway instead, I was thinking wtf, it's so freaking expensive to takeaway everyday. Oh and that's because they shared a packet everytime, and I was thinking how great it is to have small appetites. TEH..the portion they gave us can feed 3 Singaporean males. Apartment - Louis' contact was great. He's saving us a grand by allowing us to stay cheap in his house. He brought us around. He picked us up at the airport. He was so helpful it's unbelievable! Right now though, I'm lodging in some hardup apartment with YL and YT, where internet access is ONLY available in the TV room upstairs. There are thieves around - we heard pple saying their money and passports were stolen. Oh my. Streets - It's clean and peaceful here. The lifestyle is slow. It's nice. At night, it's like clarke quay. You've gotta tip here. You just got to! It's an American culture. Beggers are all over the place. They are mobile, unlike in S'pore. They walk around, shouting 'I'm hungry, I'm cold'. School - School's a good 30mins trolley ride from Downtown. It's big and gives a historic feel. People - They are very friendly, fun-loving. The chicks really makes you go wow. The blacks speak so fast that it's rapping speed. The ABCs are unbelievable. Most of the time though, we mixed with international students. I must say as foreigners, we tend to speak to each other more easily. The japs were cool! I've stirred some shit as well. Right now, I'm classless but Yvette said it's alright and told me to relax. I'll take her word for it. Another thing was the agreement I'd made with the $450 per month apartment with no furniture. We have ignored her completely because we are living with Freddy. It feels bad because she's done up the whole place nicely and she's not getting us. She's emailed me a few times, stating how upset and disappointed she was. I'm so sorry but I just don't feel like replying her because it just drags matters up and I've got to explain a hell out, and in the first place, I was at fault. SO..clueless. That's all. I'm still waiting for her email though. It's really hard to not think about it.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 

Start.

I was dreading it, but now San Diego is starting to make me love it. It's so culturally diversed that you meet so many different kinda people in one place. Much as I'm starting to feel bonded to this place, I'm missing her too much. So much that our last date kept re-enacting in my head. I doubt I will enjoy this experience fully.

Monday, January 09, 2006 

Jelly Legs Now.

Settle your nerves, get set and go! Being too last minute too often is really not good, especially when you are flying to the other end of the world, and you can't come home to get whatever you had forgotten. To the other end of the world??!! Oh my god! For 6 months!! I can't take it anymore. Someone take away my legs please! Surprises then crept in. No houses, no registered subjects, no insurance, no toiletries, etc. Then what? Laptop's hard disk crash lor. Knn. Of all times. After a rainy trip to Sim Lim and $170 gone, everything's back to norm. Good thing I kept most of my past year's ang bao money in drawers. Coupled with the $200 my grandma gave me, I'm well equipped for these downers. Hard disk crash leh!! No Jay Chou. No Shan Hu Hai. Argh!

Friday, January 06, 2006 

Of Favors.

Was commenting to Roy that some people only come look for us when they need something from us. Am really sian diao by these people lo. It's like out of the blue they message you, be it asking you to buy a policy or help them look for textbooks. SB - Hey! How are ya? Me - ...(feeling weird) SB - You got covered by insurance anot? Most of the times you would fail la. I can't believe you even tried. SB - Hey, you got FM textbook? Me - No. Give away le. SB - Help me find, can? Me - Err..okay. SB - Be quick. What else can I say right? It seems like I am the most free person right now, and people are asking me to find textbooks for them. To me, these things are touch and go kind lor. You ask, they don't have, end of story. By asking a favor from them, you are assuming we are very close, which is not at all. The ultimate happened last night which made me want to rant this shit. After helping the hell out of my fellow INSTEP mate, she says something that turns me off immediately. [Morn] She - Can do me a favor? Come to school and pass me the air tics' receipt because this is the only day I will be coming to school. Me - Okay lor. She - Thanks. [Night] Me - Oh ya, remember to register for your subjects later. She - What you taking ar? Me - Biz comm, marketing and strategic management. She - Oh, I'm taking Info System. Me - Oh ya, you Grp B de. Do you have Biz comm text then? She - Have. But I kept it liao. Very mafan to take it out. Me - Oh okay. What else can I say? I mean I asked because we are going to San Diego together so I can save my friends' trouble of passing the book to me. Dear old Roy is passing me his super bulky strategic management book to me at Orchard to aid my KTV session later at night. Good man. Wait now. Am I guilty of the same things I'm hating now? I usually only mafan the pple I know well. You know it's an exchange kinda thing. I entertain them to an extent that not helping me is super wrong indeed. Hahaha. Maybe I did mafan pple I seldom talks to, but not before asking the familar ones and being desperate. Even so, it's mostly touch-and-go. Can't help? Thanks anyway. I am clueless about how I should treat these people leh. Those who come to find you only when they need you. And they fuck off almost immediately of getting what they want or knowing they are not getting anything from ya. So next time... SB - Hi, how are ya? Me - What do you want from me this time? Sweet!

 

Song In My Head.

Hmn..loads of farewells nowadays, since the countdown to USA has depleted it's way to 4 days! 4 freaking days! If you have 4 days before leaving for good, what would you have done instead? I have terminated WoW of course, and not so inhumane to that extent. After meeting the last of old neighbours, Topaz, SL and Di, it's now down to best pals and hopefully [if nv kana dua] her on Monday. In a way it's funny, I hope Monday comes fast enough, and yet don't wish Monday to end. Sigh. It feels a bit sad to leave, and also more regretful because I hardly spent a moment with my mum these days and she's desperate to see me more. She has spent a bomb on me and I hardly repaid her with any comfy communication that she so craves for. Bad son. Okay then. It's only goodnight, not goodbye. =)

我想要学会自我催眠,
痛觉会少一些,
潜意识作祟想着想到失眠.
我躺在没有你的房间,
寂寞更加明显,
我渐渐的自我催眠,
却回不到从前.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006 

Self-Entertainment [updated]

I would update this post as I slowly recall the jokes from the chalet. They are quite personal, so you would probably find it unfunny, unless you are from Wise Utd. But it cracks us up, COMPLETELY. Now before I forget them... [Junhui in drunk state] JH - 我没有醉, 我只是看不清楚你们是谁而已. JH - 我听不到 radio, 你们去开大声. 我要听 933. AP - 933 瞒成功的 leh. JH 醉到连我们都看不见了, 还会想到 933. [Junhui in drunk state] JH - 我没有醉. 我要证明醉是可以control的. Me - 你醉你还懂你在做什么, just that 你don't give a fuck liao. JH - I give a fuck. Me - 你看, 你没有醉你哪里会讲fuck? JH - 我没有醉, 我在control. AP - 你还想骗. 你不醉哪里会吃西瓜了把手抹在裤子上? [Junhui in drunk state] JH [me cutting 西瓜] - Kevin, 你fuck up lor. 切到这样. Me - Sorry, 我不是 Kevin. JH - 你还想骗, 你明明就是Kevin! Me - ... [Junhui in drunk state] JH - 对不起各位, 我醉了. [insert insane bowing move* here] All - Ha ha ha. *PS - This has now been referred to as '招牌动作'. Jolin's song, 'ah ah 抬起头, ah ah 挥挥手!' [Guoyong in the midst of Winning 11 action] AP - 你们看, GY 跟他的 gf 虽然是在看同样的东西, 但是表情完全不同! [GF immediately lets out a long 3 sec yawn] All - Ha HA HAA!!! To his credit, Ah-pek prepared loads of games for us to play. Forfeits include wasabi-filled sushi. But due to crowd demand, he has to join in the games. Ah-bao's gf replaces him as gamemaster. [After AP kana the forfeit 2nd time] ABGF - 来来, 我帮你选. AP - 我以为我没有玩, 所以 wasabi 拼命放! ABGF - Ha ha. AP - Ehh, 我请你来做gamemaster, 不是要你跟我唱反调leh. ABGF - Ha ha. Most fun-filled game - 害你在心口难开. Every one of us paste a stick-on paper on our foreheads, with some taboo words or actions which will eliminate us if we are prompted to say/do it. So, everyone is out to sabo the others by tricking him/her into doing their taboo stuffs. Some kumlan chain-effects were clearly very funny. Kum-sum-bala-music~! Me [trying to fake SY into saying 不要骗] - Ehh, 你输了. SY - 是 meh? [Kumlan-ly take out sticker and see] All - Wa lau eh.. JM - 为什么骗他? All - Ooohhhh... AP - 等一下, 谁out了? NM [pointing to JM] - 他 lor. All - Ooohhhh... Me [after giving a new one to SY] - SY, 没有讲你输了你不要拿下来. SY - Okay lor. All - Ooohhhh... And perhaps the most ultimate self-eliminating kumlan kias! #1 Ronald - 等一下, 还没有out可以去toilet吗? Kevin - 随便lor.. Ronald - 随便 ar? All - Ooohhh... #2 AP - WL, 我们合作对JX leh.. Me - 你不要laokan想骗我lor.. AP - 我laokan??!! All - Ooohhh... #3 Me - 有没有猪比你更笨? ABGF - 什么? All - Ooohhh... #4 AP [trying to force JM into saying 不要笨] - 你有没有喜欢过非成年少女? JM - 有. AP - Kaoz! 你去死啦! All - Ooohhh... Post-chalet: [In MRT] AP - Xian, 有人想要问你几点了? JX - HUH? Me - 你旁边那个人看你的手表看很久了. AP - 你应该跟他说, "You only have to ask". Me - 没有, 你应该说, "没有更明显的了". AP - Skully 他讲回, "你厉害你来* lo". *PS - '你厉害你来 lo' has become our 口头禅 during the chalet. Whenever someone complains about anything, this phrase would be the first to come out. [Along the streets] AP [mimicking a drunk JH] - 你们说如果我走到一半突然来一个招牌动作, 会好笑吗? All - HA HA HA.

 

2006.

A new year. But my heart's never been heavier. Not exactly a great way to kick off 2006. Here is where I spent my New Year. Guys. At least they won't dump you, won't ignore your calls, won't forget to reply your sms-es, won't break their promises.

Rated PG

  • dPx. 22. asian. single.

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